ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

59 minutes ago · 81,582 notes

BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
  • Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
  • Ron Weasley: food porn blog
  • Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
  • Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
  • Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
  • Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
  • Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
  • Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
  • McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
  • Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
  • Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
  • Dumbledore: all the gay porn

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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1 hour ago · 231 notes

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:


THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG

AHMAHGOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

Brendon Urie attends the 2014 Gibson Brands AP Music Awards at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum on July 21, 2014 in Cleveland, Ohio.

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

1 hour ago · 262,314 notes

boltsy:

duessa:

gamzees-butt:

thischick25:

casinthetardis:

So, we can all admit to seeing some weird ass ads in our lives. 
But this one. This one might just take the cake for me. 
I bet you can’t guess what this is an add for at first glance
Yep. That’s right. 
TAMPAX. THIS IS AN AD FOR TAMPAX. 
Let me just let that sink in 

::slow clap::

hey whoa it finally happened, there are NO flowers or salads

THIS IS THE GREATEST TAMPON AD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
FOUR FOR YOU TAMPAX
YOU GO TAMPAX

this is one of those times when I reeeeally hope their product is quality
or else she dead

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

1 hour ago · 661,138 notes

powerstump:

@thisistherealryanross: Too much too soon #Frankfurt @vinnawinna
  • fall: ugh I can't wait for summer
  • winter: ugh I can't wait for summer
  • spring: ugh I can't wait for summer
  • summer: wtf is this
welcome-to-the-new-deja-vu:

FOLIE A DEUX